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2 New Ways To Sneak Liquor Into Class

Posted by rdebelak on November 26, 2008

While there is the unimpressive coffee mug to smuggle your choice beverage past your AA sponsor, you should also know there are more sophisticated options. In pursuit of sharing this information I want to start what I hope will be a weekly article.

No one will ever suspect you are drinking the clandestine remains of the weekend’s Grey Goose binge straight from that Evian bottle. Remember, Who Dares Wins.


And since you’re already carrying that insurance-claim-inducing backpack around all day, get the Camelbak water-pouch attachment for $60. Note the hands free bluetooth usability, so you can just sip on the hose while you’re on call.

Don’t forget to loudly mention your kidney condition as you excuse yourself every seventeen minutes.


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